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financial colonoscopy

The financial process of declaration, documentation, and underwriting that you go thru while trying to secure a home loan.
David is trying to buy a new condo and the loan officer is doing a financial colonoscopy.
by Ecyl April 28, 2025
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Amish Colonic

The act of pumping water from a hand pump well into someone’s butthole. Then you have to siphon it out by sucking on a tube placed in said butthole.
Did the Amish Colonic on someone last night. I got some splash back and now I have pinkeye.
by Garagemahal May 11, 2025
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Lapper Colony

An isolated community for the quarantining and treatment of Lappers--men suffering from never-ending urge to perform cunnilingus.
He is a Lapper from way back-in-the day...at some point it was so bad, he was committed to a Lapper Colony
by joeydnewyork May 13, 2025
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White Colonizer Syndrome

Men or women who end up dating white people (mostly or almost exclusively) due to reasons including, but not limited to: conscious/subconscious social gain, self-hate for one’s culture, thinking that dating from one’s culture/ethnicity is like dating their sibling, etc. Is the equivalent of colonization at the level of romantic interest.
Jessica/James could never date within their culture/ethnicity - they have major white colonizer syndrome!
by raisin516 August 31, 2025
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Dirty Coleton

Butt fucking a short girl till she shits herself l. Then face fucking her to clean off your dick. In the end she’ll look like a dog with food poisoning, with masses amounts of cum.
Robbie gave Jorden a Dirty Coleton. Good for them!
by KaythanCummer October 17, 2025
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High Colonic

High Colonic- When your high on weed male partner fracks your ass and it results in a sewage spill
Honey- for some reason the Metropolitan Water District is checking the water quality in our neighborhood- Do you think it’s from our “high colonic” last night?
by Princess Cathryn Of Vulgaria January 2, 2026
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High Colonic

High Colonic- When your high on weed male partner fracks your ass and it results in a sewage spill
Honey- for some reason the Metropolitan Water District is checking the water quality in our neighborhood- Do you think it’s from our “high colonic” last night?
by Princess Cathryn Of Vulgaria January 2, 2026
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