chinese class

a diabolical curse on your life. the teachers barley know English and send you too the office for no reason, and just cause the other kids Asian doesn't mean has amazing at everything, like jeez Louise. and the teachers a fag

oh shit we have chinese class

by SPECIAL NED November 16, 2021

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Chinese Handkerchief

When anyone of the Asian persuasion hacks a Lougee out of their nose by holding one side of their nostril. Hence, blowing it out across the sidewalk. It’s a whole new level of gross.

I just dodged a “Chinese Handkerchief” right in front of me walking to work in the morning!

by Kiki is da man! November 20, 2021

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chinese ballsack burn

a chinese ballsack burn is where u deep fat fry ur ballsack hairs into crispy chinese food

"yo lets do some chinese ballsack burn

by bumlumps January 23, 2022

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Chinese Tom

1851....😳😳😳😳😳
Super Idol的笑容
都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光
都没你耀眼
热爱 105 °C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水

Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Chinese tom

by DieInAFireSwine January 24, 2022

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Chinese Tennis

When you and a friend hold hands and slap each other in the back of the hand until one of you can't stand it anymore

Bro 1 1: bro, wanna play Chinese Tennis
Bro 2: What's that

Bro 1: *slap*

by ravenpajamas535 January 30, 2022

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Chinese ending

Censored endings of crime-related films and TV shows appearing in some Chinese VoD platforms, in which the protagonists are arrested and pleaded guilty, the law always win, everyone is happy.

Chinese ending for the film Fight Club:

"Through the clue provided by Tyler, the police rapidly figured out the whole plan and arrested all criminals, successfully preventing the bomb from exploding.

"After the trial, Tyler was sent to lunatic asylum receiving psychological treatment. He was discharged from the hospital in 2012."

by TomChaai January 31, 2022

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