Child molester

Taking your Attraction and using to fuck someone you don't have the right to fuck.

Kendra is basically a child molester as the retard has the mind of a child and she is molestering him.

by Hym Iam December 8, 2020

Container Child

A child that has been smuggeled into a country via a shipping container, and will do all it takes to find refuge.

I put Hayden on a container to England ealier. He is now part of the container child club.

by Yamstar April 2, 2009

Confused child(:

A person being mentally slow or retarded. Usually mistaken with being high or intoxicated.(:

Jack:"Hey!How'd it go with Cindy?"
Seth:"Who?"
Jack: "Idiot, what do you mean 'who'?"
Seth:"Who the hell are you talking about dude!?"
Jack: "Your fucking girlfriend, man!"
Seth:"Oh, I got too much Corona and passed out at Sam's."
Jack: "I was with you retard! There was no Corona!"
Seth: " MillerLite?"
Jack: "You're just a Confused child(:,man."

by Youdon'tneedaknow(: May 15, 2010

Uni-child

When the youngest child becomes an only child because the older sibling(s) has moved out and gone to university/college

"My older sister's leaving for university on Monday, I'm so excited to be a uni-child!"

by WaitingForTheAdultsTable September 4, 2011

postcard child

A person who is kinda emblematic of a known cause, movement or ideal.

Bill O'Reilly is the postcard child of news anchors.

by Grammarista September 5, 2014

goblin_child_3000

the best tiktoker that ever exists :0 <3

"have u heard of goblin_child_3000?" yes omg they're the best!!"

by sweetnihachu September 17, 2021

eeeeeeee child

Coolest person in the world 👍 but scary. Hat.
Laughs when you say “aba”

Dead.

Have you heard about eeeeeeee child?

by Frrrrrrrog September 21, 2021