Child

A complete waste of time.

Like a Daylen, a child is a complete waste of time.

by Urmom bent over for me November 6, 2022

child

Being that is the result of the procreation of two other beings.

My child is a good person.

by Willez May 22, 2023

Child

A football

I love kicking footballs 😐 oh I meant child

by Child kicker February 10, 2021

Child

chickenchats

child chickenchats

by Valentijnrzrz October 10, 2021

F13 child

Someone who was born on Friday the 13th or turned 13 on Friday the 13th.

That F13 child is a minor threat.

by Saundra Detergent May 13, 2022

Child Predetor

1.a catholic priest

2.a minor that rapes people

3.some middle aged person (typically a man) that wants sex from minors

a white van with a catholic priest drives in front of 2 minors

catholic priest: Hey kids if you come in this nice van i will help you get your sins forgiven (for a price) and give you candy and alcohol

minor 1: No thanks

minor 2: Ya we are good, our parents tell use to beware of catholic priests because they could be a child predetor

by I like cat September 21, 2023

reverse man child

A guy that is a knight in shining armor and a real grown man on the surface, and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.

That guy always looks and sounds so serious like he's always being tested or recorded, he must be a reverse man child that doesn't want to fail his imaginary tests.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021