cat person

-cats eat better than they do -calls cats their children -refuses to move if a cat is sleeping even remotely close to them -lowkey despises dog people -feeds stray cats even though they know they shouldn't

dog person: cats are literally the spawn of satan what is wrong with you?
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.

by ostrich omelet January 18, 2020

retarted cat

doesnt know where or what the hell is going on and rolls with it but freaks out at a mouse

oh that damn retarted cat is going through the trash again

by soggys January 12, 2022

Water Cat

A seal that apparently looks like a cat in water... nice work

Oh shit, look, there's a Water Cat!
OMG I'M SO SCARED

by WhitePeople6969 June 18, 2011

cat porn

If you watch this you are a G but your kinda weird. It’s not weird to watch cat porn but to play with cats penis is weird. For good practice finger your cat it helps a lot

Now that no nut November is over let’s watch cat porn

by Cat porn December 12, 2019

bucket cat

a made up object from your imagination when you can't tell if something is a bucket or a cat because the lighting is to bad.

bill:"i think i saw a bucket, or maybe a cat." jim:"it was a bucket cat then?"

by stinkymamacita January 1, 2019

pappin cats

the act of shooting someone in the forehead. Resulted by combining capping and popping. Originating in Huntington, WV.

Travis was pappin cats in Rainbow Six.

by thefort June 24, 2007

Calie Cats

An incest freak who has intercourse with her sisters. It is sure to make you cry because of how ugly it is. You’ll never want to see it again. It smells rancid like cat pee and lives in the woods. It listens to cbat by Hudson mowhaeke four times a day

“Have you walked past Calie cats today? It smells so gross”

by Peepee472 September 6, 2022