Christian Faker

1) Any Christian you meet anywhere

2) Anyone that goes to a church building (regardless of denomination) and have sing-a-longs about how good everything is and then sit through a lecture of the same kind.

3) Anyone who bases everything that they do or don't do, from the book called the Bible (which is the equivalent to the Koran for the Islamic religion, or the Book of Mormon to the Mormons). Also, if they talk to someone who DOESN'T know or believe what THEY believe, that someone is a lost soul.

4) The person who talks to you about how their belief is the right way and everyone should believe the same way or else it is said that one will go to hell (a place that is described as a place of eternal torture and pain).

Christian Faker: This morning in church, the pastor read this real awesome passage from 1 Thessalonians that read...

Friend: You know, I came here to hangout, not be preached at, ok?

Christian Faker: But I really want you to hear this; it so spoke to me...but alright.

Christian Faker by Dave The Symphony May 18, 2011

boneless christian

the perfect grilled food to feed to the homeless

as i fire up the bar-b-q, i made a suggestion. you bring the chips, and i'll bring the christian, boneless christian of course

boneless christian by meat sandwich November 26, 2007

Christianity 

One of the three big Abrahamic faiths. The majority of Christians follow an c.1,900 old piece of papyrus known as the New Testament. Christianity is centered around the New Testament and the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth.

Opinion on Christianity:
I find Christianity to the worst religion to follow, if one must follow a religion in the first place. The birth of Christianity led to the demise of millions of people over a period of approx. 2,000 years.
Christianity is possibly the most shrouded, unknown, and controversial religion of all time. A religious faith is meant to better the lives of people, but clearly for the vast majority of humans on this planet, Christianity has not.
The Crusades are but one of many series of incidents that have been negatively incited due to the conception of Christianity.
Christianity is engulfed in lies, murder, and deception. It is almost miraculous how so many misguided, brain-washed people consistently follow this ridiculous religion generation after generation after generation. It is almost as if they cannot differentiate between reality and the erroneous beliefs spewed out by the Judeo-Christian lie machine.
The metaphysics in Christianity also bears discrepancies such as everything else in the Bible. Discrepancy after discrepancy after discrepancy. That's what Christianity is.

Misguided Man: "Hi, I love God and Jesus. I am, what is widely know as, a Christian. I love Christianity because I get to go to church every Sunday and have a bunch of religious, fluffy propaganda filled into my head, it's great!"

Rational Man : "Hello, I am an Atheist. I have the ability to differentiate between reality and the Judeo-Christian Lie Machine. I am one of the few remaining intelligentsia on this planet. Yay, me!"

Christianity by greywindex December 14, 2008

Christian

a person who belives there awesome! also there caring, thoughtful, beautiful and great friends usaly layed back and knows how to hold a grudge. She or he is also easy to love.

damn that girl christian is fucking awesome and hella sexy!

Christian by hklj July 30, 2009

Dirty Christian 

When he wipes with his hands and he gets caught and gets called smelly hands

Smelly hands gotta stinky butt Dirty Christian

Dirty Christian by Fat baby 69 April 27, 2020

Christianity 

The religion where people believe in the Lord Jesus Christ. These people usually read the Bible and go to Church. They are usually steriotyped and persecuted because of their beliefs. Christians should love always no matter what situation. They should accept homosexuals, murderers, liars, cheats, bullies, and all sinners. Christians themselves are sinners. Christianity is based on Jesus Christ, who died on the Cross to save us from our sins. He loved us so much, that it is now our turn to love others. Christianity is more of a way of life than a religion. It should be lived, not only believed.

Christianity is a religion based on Jesus Christ.

Christianity by iceloverchristian March 13, 2015

Christian Atheist 

A person who believes in God but lives as if He doesn't exist.

Aria says she believes God is real, but she goes out and parties and has sex with her boyfriend every weekend. She's such a Christian Atheist.

Christian Atheist by IamKatieBear October 24, 2011