lava cake

the sexual act of eating someone’s ass, specifically black dudes while he has chronic diarrhea.

the lava cake was worse than i ever seen, but it still turned me on.

by the bald seagull October 28, 2019

speed caking

Speed Caking:

Purchasing multiple cakes with multiple people whether it be chocolate, cheese, raspberry, etc... taking a bite of one and rotating either to your right or left in a timely manner until each persons soul is completely satisfied with sugary goodness, and the plates are licked clean.

Last night at Cafe Intermezzo we speed caked into a sweet oblivion!

Speed caking = God's love for taste buds

by rDubs5 April 13, 2009

cracker cakes

Cracker Cakes (n.): This particular food is often referred to as a rice cake, and is a flat circle of tasteless dried rice and nearly weightless. Since only white people are the main consumers of theses delicacies they can also be called a cracker (term for white person as well as type of food) cake. More specifically, white women dieting are the largest demographic for this flavorless snack.

Can we please stop by whole foods quickly so I can fill up on cracker cakes before we go to the gallery opening?

by sucio2 August 13, 2010

Krimshy Cake

When you fill an old top hat with cream cheese, ecstasy, chipmunk sperm, and pubes from an asian women. you then stir it up and pour the mixture into a tub, that you let a hooker with AIDS wash her vagina in. then scoop up the remaining mix with a cake pan, and bake it. when its done, frost it, and give it to the head of math club for lunch.

that boy just gave me a krimshy cake and it was delicious!

by thebostenwhaler27 May 18, 2011

Float The Cake

A combination of "Float your boat" and "Take the cake."

i.e., can be used in a positive or negative fashion, meaning something that works.

"Man, Samaire sure is lookin' fine this evening. That girl really floats my cake."

"I tried to get my sister to go out with you, but apparently that idea didn't really float the cake."

by freebs August 18, 2013

Pookie-cakes

An overly cute nickname for someone you go with.

Bobby is Susie's Pookie-cakes, and vice-versa. They gross me out sometimes.....

by RatchetBoo May 9, 2003

moomie cake

Also spelt 'moomy cake'
Common term relating to the breasts of a lactating male.

The milky man-teats are seen as a very sexual and prominent part of the male body, with females biologically attracted males who lactate from their nipples.

Featured in the recently leaked Black Eyed Peas hit song "Moomie Cakes"

Mister Moomie Cakes, please give me your Moomie Cakes

by LeVarnisher February 27, 2021