Shoulder Blasting 

A common term used in sex, usually during the stages of foreplay. Not for beginners, attempting this could result in ambient gas and liquid explosions.

Shoulder Blasting concists of a male or female inserting their fingers, followed by their wrist, arm, elbow, and shoulder into the vaginal cavity of a female. Once complete, the action must be repeated in rapid succession, with extreme growls.

1. You wouldn't believe it! I shoulder blasted her, and ended up finding my car keys!

2. Shoulder blasting isn't cool man, you can seriously hurt my mother.

3. "You shoulder blasted her and she farted on your ____?!?!?"

Shoulder Blasting by FartedSquirted November 1, 2011

Tuna blasting 

The female equivalent to crop dusting with the exception that the gas is secreted from the front of the female rather than from her back end.

When a female is working out to hard and she accidentally begins tuna blasting those around her.

Tuna blasting by Molicious August 23, 2012

fanny blaster 

(British) A very large penis able to blast fannies into the middle of next week.

I can barely walk after last night! The guy I picked up had a right fanny blaster on him!

fanny blaster by Honeybunny99 February 20, 2017

peepee blaster

Term for your dick if it's capable of blasting over 30 gallons of semen at over 300 mph during ejaculation. Can also be used as a defense mechanism.

During sex with my girl, I accidentally used my peepee blaster and now she's stuck to the ceiling, dead. It's been a week and she hasn't fallen down yet.

I was walking down a dark alley when I got robbed. Little did he know that I had my peepee blaster on full charge.

peepee blaster by gay is bad June 6, 2018

Gooch Blaster 

The act of apply excessive pressure to the area between an asshole and genitalia.

Ex) Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'll be too busy giving my girlfriend a gooch blaster.

Gooch Blaster by davrimeh October 8, 2018

Baby Blaster 

Gun that Blast baby with 1 shot

Man i used my baby blaster to shoot that fucker in the tummy

Baby Blaster by Yeerrrrr October 1, 2021

Berry Blaster 

Where a fine young stud finds a lovely piece of meat and proceeds to put his nose on her clit and place his hard tongue inside the vag, while doing a motorboat like motion to it. Causing an ultimate orgasm and possible squirtation.

Mimi Keene: You wouldn’t believe what happened to me last night, I finally got Berry blasted by the ultimate blaster Ethan Berry!!

Megan Fox: I’m so jealous I’ve been waiting for the Berry Blaster my whole life!

Berry Blaster by Jenny got Blasted January 10, 2022