bird dog

An instance where someone beats you to the punch and lays claim to something you were after first.

"Don't bird dog all my socks."

"That guy just bird-dogged my parking spot!"

by Felix Mercer May 31, 2006

Baby Bird

The name of a particular person who looks and acts like a baby bird

Yo im goin over to Baby Bird's house tonight so he can tell me about what he does with his forearm

by Roswell III January 30, 2010

Dirty Bird

'A girl who usually appears innocent, often having a private school background, but who is ultimately ten times dirtier than any other girl out there. She revels in being a sort of 'secret slut' and only very few know about her slutty behaviour. She enjoys most sexually activities, especially those that others find out of bounds and has most likely engaged in sex with multiple men. In short, she is filthy.'

'That girl Zoe is a right dirty bird, last night she came round to my house and sucked off me and my best mate before letting us both take her from behind'

by Filthy Boy December 14, 2008

bird bathing

when someone playing battlefield 2, just runs around in a base not killing anyone repeatedly dying

Marc stop bird bathing in the base and do something for our team!!

by tiger_stripe August 28, 2011

bird watcher

A man who claims to be straight but everyone knows he sleeps with men.

He's a bird watcher, he's seen a cock or two before.

by Nico xo! February 15, 2008

Big Bird

Another name for the "Giant Eagle" grocery store chains

Hey I'm going to Big Bird, you want anything?

by takedown October 21, 2010

flightless bird

A woman over the age of 28, whom is usually but not exclusively, physically unattractive that has failed to obtain AND retain a male mate of ANY value, be him of physical, intellectual, sexually, socially or financially noteworthy. She has been deemed a loser in the sexual market place and will result to shaming both men and women whom are more succesfull than her in the arena of love, sex, and companionship.

Steve: Alexis the HR supervisor is always in a bad mood.
For her 34th birthday we threw her a suprise birthday pary and bought her a new dog carrier for her pet yorky. She said that the gesture was nice but she doesn't need any body buying her anything and that her personal life was of no one's concern.

Karen: She has been bitter since Chad left her 6 yrs ago for a hooters girl. I feel bad for her. She's a flightless bird and holds a grudge against anything with a penis... besides that hopefully

by LegendKilla February 10, 2019