bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce

under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support

by Sexydimma February 24, 2015

bastard shooter

The name for a penis of a man who produces many children that he does not pay child support for.

Kris calls one of his many baby mamas and says " hey do you wanna come suck on my bastard shooter tonight?"

by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015

bastard water

Vodka

Dude 1: Dude 3 is fucking out of it.
Dude 2: He been on the bastard water all day mate.

by ShogunOfSorrow April 11, 2016

bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce

under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

bashery

The amount of bash that is happening right now

I'm gonna bash ya. See? Look at all this bashery happening!

by That Jaspyr Dude January 23, 2017

basha

Actually Basha - meaning a shelter - comes from the Bengali for 'house' and dates back to the first British military presence in India in the 18th century. (British Army Standard Hotel Accommodation is just a 'backronym' i.e. a made up origin that makes sense.)

Sergeant, tell your men to set up their bashas over there

by PrivateSnafu February 8, 2017

baharu

Péaches and créme

Baharu: Will u be my péaches and créme tonight?

by Llamashiteu February 22, 2017