April 2nd

The baddest bitches are born on this day. They run the world by every foot step and everyone admires them. They can never commit to a serious relationship though. They just bounce around but at least people envy them.

Have you met her/him they were born on April 2nd

by Autumn Rogers March 15, 2021

20th april

20TH APRIL IS DRINK YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CUM DAY

"Hey hon, yk what day it is?"
"No."
"Ok, here, have this cup of milk. It's 20th april, btw."
"But I'm allergic to-"
"DRINK IT"

by uwuowoowo April 12, 2022

april 26

if you are born on this day you are automatically the biggest asshole to walk the earth

“look at him he looks so mean”
“yeah, i heard his birthday is april 26”

by whore4urmom:) March 29, 2022

April 26

April 26 celebrates national chicken milk day. A day in which people, regardless of what religions or beliefs, take chicken and pour milk on it. After they do this they consume it and are considered chicken milk kings

Oh my god I am so exited, it’s April 26 and it’s time for chicken milk day. I have been waiting to pour milk onto chicken than eat it for so long.

by Fuckdickofashit69 December 8, 2019

April 14th

The day where you have to kiss or cuddle with you’re partner.

John: hey it’s april 14th

Samantha: well come and kiss me!

by Purplepeopleproducepoop April 10, 2022

april 20

national boring school day. On April 20th you can sleep, not do work or/and talk to your friends all day.

did you hear what today is?
umm April 20th?
yes that means we can do nothing in school!

by edi the deady April 19, 2021

April 26

April 26 is National Lesbian Pride day!

Carey: Hey Hunter, guess what today is?

Hunter: Uh April 26 ?

Carey: Yup! National Lesbian Pride Day!

by !'m @ h0m0s3xu@l February 27, 2022