apopi

If you ever are able to hear this sacred word from anyone, run, just run as far as you can, because apopi is coming for you.

Yo, apopi is behind you!

by apopiguy January 5, 2023

apostate cancer

You are in full apostasy in the church and it’s terminal.

I’ve got full on apostate cancer; there’s no turning back.

by Screaming Old Man January 14, 2023

Apology

Apology accepted! It sounded sincere. You don't have to grovel at my feet or nothing but... I have been known to accept whore sacrifices.

Hym "Apology accepted."

by Hym Iam January 25, 2023

Apology tour

What most celebrities and professional athletes have to embark upon after disgracing their families, co-workers, etc. for very bad personal decisions. Standouts include sleeping with the nanny or crashing your car while on a cocktail of fentanyl and cocaine. Playbook calls for an immediate retreat to a treatment center where you emerge 30 days later with a bible in hand.

This year’s #1 NFL draft pick was missing from society for 30 days, until last Tuesday when he emerged from Our Lady of Miraculous Recovery Treatment Center, bible in hand. Beginning his apology tour, he stepped up to the podium he began to thank those that helped him and was truly sorry for those he hurt during his recent car crash (high on cocaine) with the half-dressed nanny in the passenger seat.

by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023

apogus

a terrible person a racist person who has gone to prison once

I hate you your apogus you little nerd

by lost-kin February 6, 2023

Apocal Night

Monthly tradition in which all Smiters must pull off an all nighter on the 25th of said month.

Ymir: “Yo boys hop on its Apocal Night”

Ra: “Shit bro let’s run up some conquest”

by Kratos Main February 24, 2023

Apocalete

An Apocalete, is someone who carries extra weight, fat or bulk. They are ready for the apocalypse, so when food becomes scarce, they have weight to lose and energy in reserve!

“You’re a big lad, you’ve put on a few pounds..!”

“Yeah well I’m an Apocalete: I’m training for the apocalypse - when you small people are starving to death a few weeks in to the disaster, my six pack will just be starting to show and I’ll have energy to spare!”

by Terrez March 27, 2023