Alabama slimer

When you engage into a deep makeout while snorting doritos then proceed to get your mud tunnel cleaned out all the while coughing up a black loogie through your ears and sneezing on your hunny’s dick, then finally giving him head and spitting his ejactulation juice in his face

“What did you do with Dan last night?”
“I did the ol’ alabama slimer and he got it all over my tits”

by Boy Kim Kardasian July 2, 2018

Alabama Handkerchief

When someone blows their nose by plugging one nostril and allowing the snot from the other nostril to fly out.

Billy Bob didn't have a napkin so he had to blow his nose using an Alabama Handkerchief.

by LnD123 August 28, 2018

Alabama Spring Roll

When you shove at least 11 carrots up a woman’s asshole and then eat them all out of her ass.

Hey, have you and your wife tried an Alabama Spring Roll yet?

by Sir Master Bates of Ireland February 3, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

An Alabama Hot Pocket is where one (Usually the male) Shits into the pussy before having sex.

Guy 1 : I heard Harrison gave Chloe an Alabama Hot Pocket
Guy 2 : Straight Legend

by ïïï March 11, 2019

Alabama Baby Steps

When you're fucking your pregnant sister and the baby inadvertently gives you a footjob.

Cletus, Cletus, Cletus... I wouldn't have cummed in you last night if it hadn't been for the Alabama Baby Steps.

by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

Alabama ninja

The thing a white kid says when he doesn't want to say the n word around black people

Look at this Alabama ninja, thinks he's cool.

by You're on me get off me May 24, 2019

Alabama Hannah

Any female who uses Crisco during sexual intercourse in an attempt to spice things up in the bedroom. The Crisco may be applied liberally and can be purposed for anything ranging from a sensual shoulder massage to a full-on lubricant.

One does not have to hail from the Southern United States to be an Alabama Hannah, but Alabama Hannah’s are typically found in the deep rural pockets of Dixie.

“Dude, my girlfriend Paula and I were having sex the other day, and out of nowhere, she started rubbing Crisco all over my ass. I was kind of into it.”
“Sounds like you got a real Alabama Hannah on your hands!”

by R.D. Shackleford July 10, 2019