Egg Wank

Cracking a raw egg over your penis for lubricant ehilst having a wank.

I just had a killer egg wank

by Steve_0z June 12, 2011

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wank the snake

jerking off, and/or masturbating until ejaculation...

i had so much fun wanking the snake to ohoomis' pic last night

by Satan for a day October 25, 2004

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plank wank

A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.

i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.

by Tim August 07, 2003

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Gay Wank

A Gay Wank is the secondary wank a male can use, as it is common knowledge that a man uses different semen when wanking to straight and gay porn. Hence meaning you can wank twice consecutively.

"Dude, I wanna wank but I can't"
"Use your gay wank man"
"Good idea"

by TheRiceKing69 January 25, 2015

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Onion Wank

fit as many onion rings on ya cock then bash one off and use your cream and a dip for the rings after.
also linked to cry wank as onion fumes may cause watering of the eye

Super Furry Man Ordered A Chinese And Got Bored Eating his Chicken Chowmain He Picked Up The Bag Of Onion rings And Thought He would have an onion wank, and Ate the onion rings after with his home made dip.

by Rian Cushing December 26, 2009

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