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Ham.

a fabled meat, claimed to be the nectar of the gods, the fruit of eden. Ham is a meat spoken of only by the great prophet nia, spreading the word of the ham, only to the ears of whom who are ready to be endowed with the wisdom, of ham; furthermore there is a fabled video featuring the gods, speaking of ham. In consensus, the existence of ham is left down to speculation, only those who have been blessed with the eternal knowledge of ham, know whether there is fact behind the myth.
by eternal.ix November 13, 2019
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got ham chess

a chess youtuber who has a lot of ham on it
random noob: "who are you watching"
gotham sub: "got ham chess"
by Tyym October 26, 2022
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ham fishing

The act of suckling a female's vagina with your tongue. Also see: cunnilingus.
Dude, Mike totally should have gotten points on the Big Board for ham fishing that girl from Millersville college.
by Lehigh AL10 May 23, 2010
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Ham

A pig's bum
Ham
by None_of_your_business1 August 7, 2023
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HAM

a group of some badass people who do trill things on the weekend
lil Johnny- Did you see ham last weekend?

marshaka- who?
Lil Johnny- you know, Erin, Alisha, Reilly, Sarah, Henry and Bekah?
Marshaka- oh shit yeah- they're cool AF!!
by hamlord3000 June 4, 2015
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Ham Bangle

Another word for the arse muscle or Sphincter
Consuela was powerless to resist the thrill of the cash as she was a cheap whore who would do anything for money, so when a client bent her over, shagged her up the fudge tunnel, she gripped onto his pork sword with her ham bangle until he paid her well
by Sanddancer June 28, 2012
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ham

a lump of yummy meat that is good
person 1: can I have said ham
person 2: no, my ham not yours
by 60000 kids are in my basement November 20, 2020
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