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Chinese Crab

A sexual act involving two people in which one person does a hand stand in front of the other person, while the other person pinches their nipples and eats their ass
A Man taught me how to Chinese crabt behind a Chinese restaurant
by WOD2005 July 27, 2025
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chinese nuts

Did you see that guy? I heard he's got Chinese nuts
by Prometheus42 September 5, 2016
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Chinese Cape

When and individual stretches their ballsack out and wrap it around the shaft of their penis, leaving the head exposed at the top.
I met my wife by walking up to her at a bar lifting my shirt and showing her my Chinese cape.
by Johnpringle December 1, 2023
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Chinese Wiener Trap

A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.
Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.
by Orion Woodward November 11, 2017
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Chinese Humour

An unfunny Video that's Came from China or Asia and filled with with background Laughs which makes it Cringe .
Dude 1: That video is not funny at all,why there are Background laughs ??
Dude 2: "Chinese Humour"
by KKKisshortformofmyrealname December 10, 2019
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Chinese Jetski

When your pee in someone's butt
I just Chinese Jetskied Nikki and she loved it!
by Motivated2live September 17, 2015
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Chinese Picnic

An ulterior motive carried out in a very friendly, kind, or caring manner, and one that is never revealed.
Are you sure we're only going to REI to return your hiking shoes? You're not taking me on a Chinese picnic to buy a new tent are you?!
by On the plod October 10, 2017
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