A super senior in high school who can’t talk to girl because they can’t stand the smell from his long dirty hair. He is the most basic spic and is prefers men because he likes to get man handled.
by Llam1941 June 7, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. If u see Brandon suck him off
by Cool guy November 22, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. oh man... to be honest i'm at a lost with words on how to describe my feelings for this boy :)
he's genuinely such a sweetheart and a kind person, if you have Brandon in you're life... don't ever let go. Especially if they mean the world to you. Man i love this boy with all my heart <3
he's genuinely such a sweetheart and a kind person, if you have Brandon in you're life... don't ever let go. Especially if they mean the world to you. Man i love this boy with all my heart <3
by sav :P October 22, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. like mate cmon on mate up the mark what a lad, mark is his da who is a massive bro and hes the don who says he'll give his sons pal 100 quid for a job ( only the real ones know )
brandon is a puff
by hgyirsrydjht7o May 27, 2020
Get the brandonmug. A country loving hick with Budweiser and a belt with his kid's butt marks on it in one hand and a tractor key, Bessey the cow, and A bible in the other. He can also be found wearing a Make America great again hat, a red plaid shirt, dirty jeans, and cowboy boots. He most likely tried voted for Trump any time during Barack Obama's terms.
by wgyobepiwehdweudhweupohfwuefhw January 14, 2019
Get the Brandon Mackmug. >Brandon - That one otherwise decent guy you know, who just can't keep his word for **** and always ends up canceling last second.
Accordingly:
>to pull a Brandon - Canceling an appointment last second.
Accordingly:
>to pull a Brandon - Canceling an appointment last second.
"Wait, where's Bran... Ohh, he pulled a Brandon again, didn't he?"
"Yea, who would've thought.. Just got a text, he won't be coming."
"Yea, who would've thought.. Just got a text, he won't be coming."
by DivineKNG October 14, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. He really likes star wars, metal, painting, and his girlfriend. Has brown hair and hazel eyes. The best person you will ever meet. Very funny and pretty
by _green_tea_heh April 9, 2022
Get the Brandonmug.