Ya know, I never really used to be into southern boys, but ever since I visited Texas for about a week with my friend Sabrina, I can honestly say that "cowboy butts drive me nuts"
by 19dorama73 January 25, 2024

When people RIDING A BICYCLE , SCOOTER , PUSHING SHOPPING CART and playing MUSIC FROM a car do this.
Worse than WISE ASSERY language.
Easiest way to ELDER ABUSE FRAME
Worse than WISE ASSERY language.
Easiest way to ELDER ABUSE FRAME
They pass by your near vicinity and trust me when you look for something you have on your CELL being ANDROID it disappears what you wrote but what the true DRIVE BY HACK does it has a tendency always to SKEW YOUR DATA to make you look INSANE OR CRIMINAL OR BOTH but take it from ANAL ALAN and GAYE says NY name is ALAN I WALDMAN as there is not much you can do about I SCUM.
Now guess what MIKE what PETER we can now TWIST WHAT THEY SAY using our DRIVE BY HACK to get them in DEEP SHITS or get them in DEEP MADNESS TORTURE GAME as this is "YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE"!!!!
Both above are your most effective DRIVE BY HACK as it is in concert " what you gonna do, " DRIVE" ........."whose gonna..."
Now guess what MIKE what PETER we can now TWIST WHAT THEY SAY using our DRIVE BY HACK to get them in DEEP SHITS or get them in DEEP MADNESS TORTURE GAME as this is "YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE"!!!!
Both above are your most effective DRIVE BY HACK as it is in concert " what you gonna do, " DRIVE" ........."whose gonna..."
by ACTUARIAL FULL CIRCLE August 14, 2022

When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.
by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022

Long drive means that you really don’t wanna see the person, that you don’t love them, that you hate them, and lowkey want they to die.
by Kopicake September 18, 2025

When you get hit so hard in a sport or in a fight, that when you hit the ground you get paralyzed, causing your arms to get stuck in a driving motion. Almost like your hands are on a wheel, driving a bus.
Tua Tagovalia got hit so hard on Thursday night football, that his bitchass started driving the bus. He was whipping that hoe.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 5, 2023

by Kla31 July 30, 2022

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram May 31, 2016
