Me: "Sorry, I was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn't get a chance to work on the proposal". You: "Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink."
by rbraswell November 6, 2008
Get the excuses are like assholesmug. by MULUSHOCKAZULU March 20, 2010
Get the stalling like a mulumug. A Dr. Scholls® marketing slogan which revised the common English slang term "chillin like a villian" in order to appropriately fit their new product Dr. Scholls® Gel Inserts™. Many people now refer to the word "chillin" as archaic and prefer to use the new word "gellin."
by Stevo November 7, 2004
Get the gellin like a felonmug. Talking without receiving any kind of reaction or response from the person you're speaking to; Or talking to someone and they react or respond as if you never said what you just said to them.
"I poured my heart out to her and she just stared at me with a blank expression on her face. It was like talking to a wall!"
by Doctor Mac November 7, 2013
Get the like talking to a wallmug. by Chancellor Howard November 4, 2007
Get the on like donkey kongmug. to act like a self centered narcissist whose only concern is himself and what he/she wants.Everyone else doesn't count.
Dan takes the last piece of birthday cake from his son's birthday even though the kid has been saving it and Dan's had a piece,so he will"act like a dick" and eat it in front of the kid.
by wordwitt December 31, 2011
Get the act like a dickmug. The opposite of the phrase "Land it like Sully." In this case, the guy or gal who somehow skates off successfully without actually doing any real work yet scores an even better gig anyway.
It is about time Chris left, they were about to realize he doesn't actually do anything at work. He got another 6 figure job anyway, he'll Land it like Walt.
by Edith Bungalow February 6, 2009
Get the Land it like Waltmug.