wax my shit

Go home after a long day and jerk off until your dick feels waxy

I can't wait to go home and wax my shit

by A_Millz September 8, 2016

My Shit's in flux

Living in a state of change. An insight that the assumptions of life are subject to being wrong. The realization that upheaval could come at any moment.

How's it going? Umm, ok. Just ok? What's the matter? Eh. my shit's in flux. Oh, man, sorry...

by Mike Mermel September 7, 2016

Shit slit

When the back connects directly to the legs and there is no butt at all, just a slit.

" That girl must of LMFAO way to much cause she got a shit slit!!!"

by Pmoney135 September 3, 2016

SHIT THE BED

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.

Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.

by Bumbelina August 24, 2016

milk that shit

When you and your mates are smoking out of a bong, and your mate takes the really long hit "milk that bitch" is encouraging words to keep going

Joe: *taking his hit*
Dherron: milk that shit

by The sloth 622 August 21, 2016

shit spicket

When someone talks so much shit is just pours out like water from a spicket

Wanna fight you fucking shit spicket- Abraham Linclon

by The wise ginger August 12, 2016

rainbow shit

Girls who wear ridiculous amounts of colours on their clothing. Play safe. Play black.

"Brittany didn't get the memo about always wearing black, it's 2016... She looks like a rainbow took a shit on her

"Yea totally a rainbow shit."

by UndercoverOrca August 9, 2016