dirty dirt dirt

When a romantic couple is walking down the street and is confronted by a secondary opposing couple resulting in a power struggle over who is the better couple. From here the romantic couples continue to walk towards each other, head on (similar to that of a game of "Chicken") while progressively increasing their couplieness until they meet in the middle. When the couples are at arms-lenght and the intenseness is at its greatest, the romantic couple that dominates, both in physical and psychological romantic couplieness, is appointed romantic couple champions. Once champions the winning couple may refer to themselves and their victory as "Dirty Dirt Dirt"

"yo girl, looks like we got some competition comin up on us reaaaal quick..... lets bust a move and get this dirty dirt dirt da shit onnn"

"God Deeeeammnnnn girrrrlll, we just dirty dirt dirted that dirty dirt dirttt fer shezzzzz"

by T drizzel 'n Cat women December 14, 2009

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.

Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019

dirty water on my faceu

when someone spits on your face

Oh my god, dirty water on my faceu!

by _cwawesome_ December 27, 2016

Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.

"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."

by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022

Dirty Bird

Another name for Spicy Bird

I bought all the dirty bird they had down at the market.

by Nic August 24, 2003

Dirty Old Man Coffee

Coffee that has sat around for hours or even days and is reheated and consumed. Reheating is optional.

"I needed a pick me up after dinner so I had some dirty old man coffee I made this morning"

by 3wingdinsar August 17, 2009

Dirty Sanchez Martini

Not to be confused with the classic Dirty Martini, a Dirty Sanchez Martini is 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth, and garnished with an 3 "olives" made of poo on a coctail toothpick.

Yesterday my boyfriend fucked a supermodel, so today I mixed them both up a Dirty Sanchez Martini, with extra olives.

by Olive Maker November 10, 2008