Self dick loving gay

A man who records themselves having sex and then goes back and watches coz they love their own dick so much

You’d watch your own porn. Your such a self dick loving gay

by Nowivehearditall September 18, 2021

National grab dick day

Ladies! On April 12, it is national grab dick day. Guys, be prepared to get your dick grabbed

It’s national grab dick day. You allowed to grab ass many dicks you want today without anyone saying a thing

by AyeItsB34ST April 11, 2019

Bended-dick Grab-a-snatch

A nickname for Benedict Cumberbatch.

"Isn't that the guy called Bended-dick Grab-a-snatch from the show Sherlock?"

by Bended-dick Grab-a-snatch May 27, 2018

Slamming my dick in the door

A phrase used when a futile argument is had between a man and a woman with the man being correct but the woman being to stubborn to admit it.

"Yeah last night we fought about the moon landing and i was just slamming my dick in the door for about and hour"

by TheMassiveChode224 June 24, 2018

National Best Dick Day

December 5th

I gotta nigga to post National Best Dick Day

by bomslover November 26, 2021

Dirty Dick’s Crab Shack

An STD ridden vagina.

“Hey dude how was it?” “Never doing it again. She has a Dirty Dick’s Crab Shack”

by CR1M1NAL7244 September 5, 2020

Running with your dick out

When a racer takes charge and leads the race from start to finish. This applies to running sports such as cross country or track and field.

That was a nice race! You were really running with your dick out!

by Running4fun February 13, 2021