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Tree Man

someone who looks like a tree and is emo. often found cooped up in their own room listening to rock music.
person 1: he's such a tree man
person 2: ikr! like black fingerless gloves??? thats so tree man-like!
by smexy mar January 9, 2022
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Man Canyon

The canyon that exists between the pectoral muscles of a male. The depth of the canyon is proportional to the amount of dominance that the male holds.
Hans: "How deep is your man canyon Jake?"

Jake: "I don't want to talk about that anymore, size doesn't even matter"

Hans: "Dude, you don't even have a man canyon, do you?"

Jake: "Don't tell my parents, please dude"
by Bigboiyolofish March 17, 2014
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bang man

Anjelica: Hey Noah, there's this guy named Miles that I really like. Do you think you could help me out and be my bang man?

Noah: I guess so, ass hat.
by BoahGee December 11, 2022
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MAN DOWN

it's the act of pulling urself and ur friend to the floor so that their highschool crush don't see them :)
DUDE MAN DOWNN!! *falls to the floor and pull innocent friend with*
by prplcarrot January 7, 2023
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berry dinkle man

a berry dinkle man is when u brake there legs then suck there cock whilst taking a fat shit on his toes and eating it with a berry on top
hey i just pulled a quick berry dinkle on this gay man want to join

what is a berry dinkle. a berry dinkle man is when u brake there legs then suck there cock whilst taking a fat shit on his toes and eating it with a berry on top

i would love to do a berry dinkle with u i love broken legs yum lets be gay together.
by berrythelittledinkle May 15, 2022
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Mayonnaise Man

A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.

They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.

Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!
by Mayonnaise mike August 2, 2025
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Real Man

A Real Man is not the beer drink'n, football love'n, Gym pump'n , porn watch'n, meat size'n, dumb ass man bun'n, lady grabber ( trump ) you think it may be. If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee B, driven, smart, gentle, bloody hilarious and the coolest mf.
"Get yo. shit together bro, be a real man"

"Gosh look at Lee over there! He's such a real man, so handsome *sighs*
by Throkmortonthepowerful^^ February 10, 2025
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