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National slap ass day

A one month long holiday where you can slap anyone's ass

It has officially been turned to a month celebration the entire month of April
John:c'mere
*Slap*
You got National slap ass day
by Edge___lord__beat__ April 11, 2019
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P.A.P. (Pussy Ass Pussy)

Originatitating from the show "South Park", it is an insult to someone that is being more than just a Pussy
When someone is dared to do something and they don't do it you call them a P.A.P. (Pussy Ass Pussy) "Stop being such a PAP and do it already!!"
by TommySchnak July 13, 2009
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ass fucking chode eater

1.used to call a man or woman an ass fucking chode eater.
2.its a great comebacke for and thing.
3. used to describe someone who likes ass sex and eating chodes.
A GREAT PHRASE
billy-''you're such a dick lick''
ted-''ass fucking chode eater''
billy-''i iknow...''
by s-dizzzzle March 26, 2008
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Imma broke ass nigga, carrying another broke ass nigga's money

A time when you have no money and at the same time owe another person who is low on/has no money.
Person 1: 'Hey man, do you have some $ 5 to borrow me?
Person 2: Nah I'm broke.
Person 1: What about you?
Person 3: I don't have money, this guy owes me.
Person 1: Yah. Imma broke ass nigga, carrying another broke ass nigga's money.
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arse wax (ass-wax)

Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly often scented with eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & guards against unsightly clag-nuts.
Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse-wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse-wax!
by bagpus is a fairy cat March 16, 2003
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After Showere Shit (ASS)

A shit concieved in the nude before drying off, after a shower. Preferably after a warm shower to make the shit more pleasurable.
Damn! That After Showere Shit (ASS) was soooo nice. You should try it!
by WilBur77 August 2, 2011
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tight as a fishes ass under compression

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!
He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.
by GS71 April 4, 2015
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