ass fucking chode eater

1.used to call a man or woman an ass fucking chode eater.
2.its a great comebacke for and thing.
3. used to describe someone who likes ass sex and eating chodes.
A GREAT PHRASE

billy-''you're such a dick lick''
ted-''ass fucking chode eater''
billy-''i iknow...''

by s-dizzzzle March 26, 2008

Imma broke ass nigga, carrying another broke ass nigga's money

A time when you have no money and at the same time owe another person who is low on/has no money.

Person 1: 'Hey man, do you have some $ 5 to borrow me?
Person 2: Nah I'm broke.
Person 1: What about you?
Person 3: I don't have money, this guy owes me.
Person 1: Yah. Imma broke ass nigga, carrying another broke ass nigga's money.

by I'm sarcastic person who loves April 17, 2013

arse wax (ass-wax)

Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly often scented with eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & guards against unsightly clag-nuts.

Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse-wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse-wax!

by bagpus is a fairy cat March 16, 2003

After Showere Shit (ASS)

A shit concieved in the nude before drying off, after a shower. Preferably after a warm shower to make the shit more pleasurable.

Damn! That After Showere Shit (ASS) was soooo nice. You should try it!

by WilBur77 August 2, 2011

tight as a fishes ass under compression

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!

He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.

by GS71 April 4, 2015

ass worshipping cock master

An Ass worshipping cock master Is basically a Homosexual male Who engages in a lot of anal sex both giving and receiving.
It can also be used as an insult

He’s not interested in her.

Why?
Because he’s an ass worshipping cock master that’s why.

by Zorlac337 November 18, 2020

fine ass mother fucker

A GuY WhO LoOx LiKe KeViN oR CaMy cLoW.

by anonymous June 28, 2003