teleporting shit

The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another

I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another

by ShatmanCruthers February 23, 2024

Shit Dag

When an animal defecates and the shit becomes stuck to the fur.

"You better trim fluffy or he'll get shit dags again!"

by GawthBoi November 27, 2018

the shits

1) Where you take a shit, and it turns out to be molten lava made of fecal matter.
2) When you have a really bad stomach ache, so you shit, but 10 minutes after it comes back and you shit again, and it repeats forever until your stomach finally settles.

Def. 1:
Guy 1: Goddamn, I had the shits so bad last night!
Guy 2: Shouldn't have eaten those jalapeno poppers man.
Def.2:
Guy: *sitting on toilet* FUCK! When will these shits go away?!

by blarghinatelazer April 12, 2015

Little shit

1. Little shit, is generally used to describe a bratty kid.
2. Tiny bits of feces

Example:
Little shit: Guis im sad i have depreseion pls give robux or i wil kil ur family 😣😣😔😔😞😔😟😕😔😟

Holy crap, my hampster shitted little shit!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1

by Vampxxire February 26, 2021

Shit

It means poop or number 2.

Swear word for some people lol.

Who did a shit in the toilet? Well one of yous did it. Disgustang!

by Taba_kiki June 5, 2019

Hillbilly shit

Leaving the front door of your house wide open all day everyday.

My neighbors are always on some hillbilly shit with their windows and doors wide open all the time.

by JackB. Nimble May 10, 2021

suicidal shit

When you take a shit that is so fucking bad it makes you wanna commit suicide.

Man that was one hell of a suicidal shit it was that bad.

by Niggtoni October 16, 2020