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Shit across the bows

On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.

Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)
Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.
by themightydmc August 4, 2022
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Shit

I told her you’re a dick piece of shits
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shit faced bitch

another name for an annoying girl with a brown birthmark on her face
jayden: look, it’s the shit faced bitch
by shaq biatch November 3, 2019
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Shit box

If you don’t know, then you’re not following 4incheslive on Instagram and TikTok, thus you’re missing out.
“ Trevor Chanston, 4incheslive, hell yea pound that shit box, get err done
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Shitting on the tower

1. While playing League of Legends, it is the act of approaching the enemy tower and inflicting massive damage or even complete destruction of said tower.

2. "It is when women anal."
1. I'll be shitting on the tower once when push that champion!

2. Yeah, I totally shit on my boyfriend's tower last night.
by Iaeos December 31, 2011
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Beer shit

If one has ever drank beer, a very unpleasant aftermath will likely be realised: the "beer shits." This is when we urgently need to relieve ourselves of watery, smelly feces after a night of beer drinking.

This phenomenon affects both heavy and light drinkers and usually hits us 1-2 hours after waking up from a night of drinking. It's widely believed that all beer can cause beer shits, but the severity of the experience depends on how much and what kind of beer we drank. To measure this, some people use the equation "bs=b-q," where "bs" is the severity of the beer shit, "b" is the amount of beer we consumed (up to 6 hours maximum), and "q" is the quality of the beer, measured in local currency units The higher the "bs," the worse the beer shit.

However, this equation is not to be taken too seriously because most people agree that beer shits are always worse if Budweiser is involved. The pain of waiting to unload a beer shit is considered one of the most excruciating experiences, even more so than some of the most brutal medieval torture methods (although this may only apply to the most severe cases). It's the kind of situation where even the most macho male students will run out of the classroom and into the bathroom, ignoring the fact that their actions will cause later humiliation.

Despite the many negative effects of beer on our bodies, the worst side effect is undoubtedly the beer shits.
Person A: Beer is abhorrent shit to drink in my opinion.
Person B: why the fuck would you drink your beer shit?
by thisisdemoralizing37 February 26, 2023
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Shit Wrangler

Jim just became a certified shit wrangler
by Shitwrangler3000 May 30, 2019
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