leave my business card

ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'

i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna

i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it

i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!

by michael foolsley April 13, 2011

My Heart To Fear

An amazingly talented group of guys from Williamsport, PA playing their metal music around not only the state, but the US. If you get a chance to see Trevor, Luke, Taylor, Dale, and Jay play a show, don't pass up the chance. You won't regret it.
Go check them out on facebook and myspace!

Joe: "Hey, seen any good concerts lately?"
Tim: "Yeah! I just saw My Heart To Fear! They're amazing!"

by MusicHead April 19, 2011

Making my meat ready

When a female arouses a man to erection with or without her knowledge.

Oih, Bravs! I just wanted to go home for a fish finger sandwhich but she starting "making my meat ready".

by pipemaster447 April 29, 2011

speaking to my girlfriend

when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK

His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken

by Broooogaan November 29, 2010

get off my lap

Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.

Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!

by stochasticsam December 23, 2010

you're biting my finger

When a person constantly shows you a "hilarious" new video on youtube, you say "you are biting my finger."

Sean: Hey Nate, you have to see this new video I found on youtube, it's hilarious. It's called...

Nate: Sean, "you're biting my finger."

by greatjamama December 26, 2010

bumping my shit

What cool asians do when they get their *non*swag on while listening to gansta music.

Kristy- "That song is awesome!"
Mark- "I know. The beat is so hot, I was bumping my shit."

by HoneyyMustardd December 27, 2010