shit dick bitch

A person who stinks so bad that you just want to kill them.

Fish Smellin Ass Latasha- Watsup Sexy Can I Suck Yo Dick
Me- YOU SHIT DICK BITCH! (Yells Very Loudly) If You Don't Get The Fuck Away From Me
Fish Smellin Ass Latasha - (She tries to touch me)
Me - (I Kill Latasha With Some Soap And Deodorant Repeliant)
....😩😂

by Keivon Moesley January 16, 2018

shit swamper

A shit swamped is a woman who likes to swim in the shit swamp, meaning she likes to destroy the peace and generally is a gross unnatractive woman

“She’s such a shit swamper”
“Ya dude I can smell the fish stench from here”

by Tmac6996 January 16, 2018

Dick shit

When a guy is taking so long to pee it seems as if they were shitting out of their dick.

"Goddamnit what's taking so long at that urinal?"
"Evidently he's taking a dick shit ."

by Patmcgroin7 May 3, 2018

O shit

What you say after something unexpecting happens or trying to be funny when you're not at all you worthless sack of shit.

Car:*runs over bowl of spaghetti*
Guy:"o shit"

by Shayeiguess January 19, 2018

MERK shit

When nobody can kill to you so you destroy them in every way possible. When referred to the game tribal wars 2; noob demolition.

I’m bout to merk shit.

by The real slim shady 1234567 January 19, 2018

Shit dick

He is having sex that hard that you shit yourself so he pulls out and his dick is black

When he comes out of your ass and his dick is black. And he screams I have a shit dick

by Snothalothagus May 3, 2018

shit happens

Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.

I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .

by Río Bravó January 22, 2018