I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.
by ItsYeeBoyTom April 21, 2024
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Person 1 - "Eww, that really stinks babe, it's making me sick to my stomach!"
Person 2 - "No problem babe, *gets up and goes to get something else and sings to Creed's My Sacrifice* - It's my Snackrifice!"
Person 2 - "No problem babe, *gets up and goes to get something else and sings to Creed's My Sacrifice* - It's my Snackrifice!"
by Misterchrister December 28, 2023
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Get the tucking in my shirt mug.Man I slept at Rachel house last night and my girlfriend said I had glitter on m when I can home. She on my trail.
by JuggKing June 18, 2018
Get the on my trail mug.My wife the most amazing women the most beautiful and most wonderful and pure woman she is one of a kind and there is nothing like this woman shes out of this world and i love my wife to the day i die and after shes the most amazing woman and prettiest most gorgeous and amazing woman i love her
by Meisyou1244 November 20, 2023
Get the My wife mug.My waleed is a nice guy with pretty eyes,he loves football he's favourite players are kdb and aguero , he plays football and i enjoy it when he talk to me about every goal he scores, he's a nerd and very good at math he's literally the whole package, he's the first boy i ever talked to ,called,watched movies with,and the first one i ever loved i'm always not sure what i want but in the waleed situation i knew i only wanted him, life feels like a dream or some fairytale story he's the reason i wake up every morning and when i go to bed i dream of him and I actually love it because i love him so much i started writing poetry about him i love everything about him i love his laugh when we call it feels safe,i like it when we call each other babe ,i love how fictional this man is,and i love him so much that i can't even believe we love each other ,7 months ago I didn't even believe in love and know I'm madly unconditionally in love with him, every song is about him and i love it we watched my favourite movies together and know i love these movies more we talk about our future life and i love it ,we finish each other's sentences and i love it i love it when he randomly says i love you or when he reads my mind or makes my life feels like a pretty love song, i love him so much and i know i will never know how to express it , to my waleed i love you so much babe.
you're the king of my heart
you're the king of my heart
by L.w💗 November 21, 2023
Get the My Waleed mug.Essentially a slang for a slang, this phrase means “hit my line” or “hit me up” and is commonly used by drug dealers when advertising their product on Snapchat.
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