Someone who find it very easy to pick up girls. Usually a dude with blonde hair. He takes every chance he gets, so he is probably smashing your girl right now.
by Smash Man January 3, 2017

A.K.A. Dill Pickle, he's the guy in the red hoodie at the track that sometimes has ketchup in his pockets. He's a menace to society and won't leave you alone. But sometimes he'll give you ketchup.
by that_monkee_girl April 14, 2022

Curly headed
Loud mouth
Always eager to speak
He gets close when he talks to someone
And always thinks the worst of everything
Loud mouth
Always eager to speak
He gets close when he talks to someone
And always thinks the worst of everything
by Brain reaper May 9, 2021

Hyrdo-man is lame
by The keckler 2 owo March 9, 2023

When a man eats another man's ass with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.
Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.
by the philosophizir July 16, 2024

Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!
by rodger wilco December 24, 2015
