Poor Man's Bidet

When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.

"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"

by kiefferteefer March 20, 2023

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The Purple Man

He is wherever no one is looking and he is always there.

The Purple Man is watching you.

by The Real Purple Man April 6, 2020

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big black man

a big black man

"look at that big black man over there"

by anonymous April 13, 2022

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Man Points

Seriously guy, the social credit score I have completed fabricated within the confines of my retarded midget mind is REAL! It's REAL guys!

A midget who looks like a fairy "I got a man points!"

Hym 🤦 ♂️ *sigh* "Uh, yup. You sure do bud... You got all the... You got all the man points. That is a totally real thing."

by Hym Iam January 18, 2025

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Man of Culture

pedo slang for someone who watches hentai

person: I'm currently watching high school dxd
other person: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

by Greeniceking August 11, 2025

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A man servant is a male specimen who’s phallus, also known as the penis, is smaller than his fellow male cohorts. This man is to spend his life slaving in all capacities for any male who’s genitalia appears larger than his own. A male servant is also known as a “beta male”.

“My man servant serviced me earlier today, he is a very loyal slave.”

by Alph4Mal3 September 9, 2021

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