pussy bitch ass nigga

you like to eat balls and suck dick while the real man of the house chokes you out and fucks you body

your a pussy bitch ass nigga tom you need to be the real man not some guys little bitch.

by pussy licker 420 November 26, 2018

shit and dick and ass and fart

A pithy phrase once uttered in moments of extreme displeasure when one was about thirteen years of age and growing up in an affluent suburb of Sydney

shit and dick and ass and fart! I just lost a game of Subbutteo against Richie's less popular elder brother, Stevie.

by MrChimper April 25, 2011

ass hole blow out

when you take a hard shit too hard and some comes out but the rest of it wont come out so you squeeze harder and try to get it to come out, and if it doesn't come out you then begin to start shaking and wiggling your butt and try to shake the shit out of you, and when it still doesn't come out you then squeeze harder and you then blow your ass hole out.
david: (on the phone to his friend) hey man
max: hey
david: what you doing
max: nothing but im trying to take a shit and it wont come out
david: shit thats tuff
max: hold up give me a minute im trying to squeeze it out harder
david: damn ok
2 hours later
david: hey man you get it out ok
max: nah its almost out........2 minutes after

max: my ASS HOLE just blew out david
david: ok im calling the ambulance
max: ok hurry
david: where are you
max: umm in your house

david: the fuck how you in my house hold up
(goes to his bathroom and goes and looks)
david: what the fuck happened in here there is shit everywhere
max: i had a blow out

david: omg im calling the ambulance

ass hole blow out- i take a shit and it wont come out so then i push harder and i blow my ass crack out

by ddkbvhjkok May 15, 2019

obsequious ass licking fool

A disparaging phrase coined especially for Mike Pence who spent his entire stint as Vice President trying to form an opinion and steadily transmitting an odd, glazed half-smile which he was told by White House image makers looked supportive of the Criminal in Chief.

There is no question about how vapid this obsequious ass licking fool really is and it is these qualities that make him electable as the best political puppet of the ultra-racist and pseudo-Christian far-right since Donald J. Trump.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023

ate his ass up

refered to in rap battles when an opponent loses severly.

trapper1: yo u heard the battle 'tween wayne and stacks b.

trapper2: yeah i heard stacks ate his ass up. nigga feed im the ate that nigga. ( no homo)

by stacks b May 10, 2008

K(ock in a niggas ass)

When a nigga or fagg uses k(kock in a niggas ass) he is expressing his faggotory by explaining that he has a kock in his ass and cannot or does not want to talk

Hey jùhdhsuùe i need to tell you joke
K(ock in a niggas ass)
Oh ok I understand.....faggot

by River nigga June 5, 2019

put a quarter in your ass

Shut the hell up.

I heard enough, put a quarter in your ass!

by Solidome October 11, 2016