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Dead Man Tells No Tales

"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."
by Frankster420 October 7, 2019
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YOUNg MAn

The last conversation or Encounter with the person didn't go too well ; you came off as inexperienced or naive to the person that's revering to you as young man... Its low key disrespectful without disrespecting the person..
"WHATS UP YOUNG MAN" did you figure out how to put a Crease your in your 501 Levis
by anonymous September 23, 2020
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boogie man

a friendly man who eats cheese and naughty kids
billy turned off the lights in the daycare and the boogie man ate 'em
by raybeez February 10, 2022
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old man puberty

Second puberty were pubic hair turns gray
Looks like Travis is hitting old man puberty.
by Soft waffel October 19, 2017
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Mermaid Man’s Suspense

When someone teases to say a revealing secret and decides to play it our/milk it for a very long time, just to be the most disappointing think ever in the history of man kind.
Mermaid Man’s Suspense:
Omar: I like these two girls, wanna know who they are?
Gungalar Boy: Yes dude, who are they...tell us.

Omar: I don’t know, just these girls.
Gungalar The Third: WHOOO
Omar: I don’t know some chicks
.....3 & half hours later
Omar: Okay fine, I actually don’t like anyone, no one really interest me right now.
Gungalar The Great: *Pulls trigger*
by anonymous April 6, 2019
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man

"Die monster. You don't belong in this world!*

"It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute."

"Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves."

"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."

"Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you."

"What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk; have at you!"
by aMiserableLittlePileOfSecrets February 9, 2025
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Courts man

A courts man is very loyal man, they will always treat you right and will never hurt you
by Kman’s definitions November 19, 2023
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