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Schrödinger's shit

1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
by Amiricle February 7, 2023
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Ape shit Anal

So let’s just put it as this. We all know the definition of ape shit. It obviously isn’t a literal expression. But in this case it is. So basically this means an ape shitting in a womens ass hole... or a guy 😏
Ohhhh fuck.. harambay ur shit feels so good in my ass hole ur really doing ape shit anal.
by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 19, 2021
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Shit

Alina is such a tatti. I mean shit
by Acboy6969 February 22, 2020
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Nickie Type Shit

When you’re on that fag nigga vibes
Juan- Kiss me Nate
Leo- Nigga, thats some nickie type shit
by BigDawgpj July 28, 2023
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shit balls

Someone who gets turned on by watching or sucking their balls and shiting at the same time.
I creeply watched as some random person did shit balls in public
Jason shat while sucking his balls.

I watched as my friend was sucking balls and having great diarrhea at the same time.

Yo man why you be shitting while sucking yo balls??
by pussyfarter March 12, 2022
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Shit On A Biscuit

Someone:I just won a a championship

Protagonist:Well shit on a biscuit that's f****** great my friend
by Random Fucker 1212 July 28, 2022
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beer shit

A large amount of shitting caused by a significant intake of beer, which has grain as its base, causing lots of shits.
Bob has the beer shits.
by BLUE WHALE!!!! December 17, 2018
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