no shit, Sherlock

said humorously to express the view that someone is stating something that is completely obvious.

"there are a few worrying findings: the first is that congestion causes stress (no shit, Sherlock) and the second says that traffic jams may cause brain damage"

by Arminkshipper July 22, 2024

I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018

Simpsons that shit

It's a phrase that describes when a specific media franchise ( example -The Simpsons) is well past it's due date but the creators still insist on doing more and more - sometimes out of spite.

We can stop now OR we can keep going until any quality control that was once there is gone out the window forever. YEA ! Let's Simpsons that shit !

by familyguyfan555 October 15, 2023

emergency shit pinch

When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.

FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"

by Northern Hammer July 4, 2023

Re-shit

When you go to shit, and complete said shit, but when you go to wipe you feel another shit that needs to come out so you re-shit.

"Dude, I had diarrhea so bad when I went to wipe i re-shitted all over my hand."

by Goochgremlin988 August 6, 2025

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

by pleasehelocacapeepeepoofsrt June 27, 2022

mad pigeon shit

this term is used when a individual is acting bookie sketchy or unsafe when doing an act

person 1: i'v just lit a firework in to my neighbors window

person 2: that's some mad pigeon shit

by Toxic_Geordie January 4, 2022