Paint his lover's dick

1) When a gay guy doesn't wash his arse, shit ends up on the partner's dick

This dude like to paint his lover's dick.

by sexcsam2007 July 14, 2011

Get your dick Straight

Sort of like "Get your shit together." Means you need to fix something or get better at doing something. Only complete thugs/ballers can use this without sounding gay.

Guy A: "damn dude, I can't figure out how to get our internet to work."
Guy B: "Well you need to get your dick straight."

Guy X: "Damn I just messed up three serves in a row"
Guy Y: "Get your dick straight, bro."

by CodyfromPcola February 3, 2010

Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex

While trying to perform the act of surprise sex only to discover that you are extremely intoxicated, having "whiskey dick", and therefore disappointing the suprisee and shaming the surpriser.

MO: "So Tara what did you last night?"

TARA: "Neal, this guy I met at the bar last night, tried to surprise sex me after I brought him home, but he drank so much he couldn't get it up."

SHANNON: "Woaah, that was a major case of Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex!"

by Monnon September 25, 2009

Washing your dick in the sink

Doing an activity that is pointless, A Waste of time, Doing something that achieves nothing.

"I think she likes me."

"Dude, she's a prick tease you're just washing your dick in the sink."

by Marty Mac23 November 2, 2013

I have a big dick

Response "Good for you"

"I have a big dick"

"Good for you"

by Hym Iam November 9, 2020

Dick-Wet-Night

Dick-Wet-Night (AKA DWN), the question you ask your buddy after his date.

"Hey bro, did you get DWN last night?"
"Dick-Wet-Night was achieved!"

by Adjem August 27, 2012

dicking your ear

When you ram yo shit hard as you can in that bitches ear when she's sleeping, becuase you didnt pay rent this month and she aint puttin out and youre frustrated.
(past tense)- Dicked

The bitch caught an attitude so i dicked her ear.

I'm trying to explain to this bitch that we got busted cuz her mom walked in right when I was dicking your ear.

by mackelslap December 22, 2008