Wiener Shit

When you need to shit so hard that you can feel it inside your dick.

The huge crap I took was a wiener shit.

by TheRealDefinerOfDefinitions October 27, 2013

Standard Pussy Shit

The feeling you get toward someone when they always feel they need to be the center of attention.

“David’s never chill man, he’s always on some standard pussy shit.

by Tiny meat May 7, 2019

Shit

poop, fecal matter, crap

The toilet is full of shit

by TheAxolotl February 19, 2021

Fuck, shit, cunt!

A series of offensive words used during an undesirable event

*Southampton gets Man City in EFL draw*

"Fuck, shit, cunt!"

by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

Shit Bag

A colostomy bag. Typically this term is used by hood niggas because after getting shot or stabbed, in a abdomen, a hood nigga may need one.

" Got your parents wearing black clothes and got you homies wearing shit bags"

by KingVonSextingTooka March 14, 2024

Lord Of The Shits

When your stomach is so violent that need take a shit before, during, and after your shower. This will often triple your time in the bathroom and you may exit looking as slender as Elrond. The three epic movements are canonically named :The Fellow-Shits, The Two Showers, and The Return of the Shits.

"I wonder why Dad takes so long in the bathroom? "
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."

by BlubbernotaFighter April 22, 2025

ape shit

a person who is so retarded that their intelligence can only be compared to that of an apes piece of shit

stefin is a big fat fucking ape shit

by Azwall August 22, 2022