Like his boss Crotone-Man,Penalty-man is another overrated Portuguese fraud.I can swear he'll be the first player to win a Puskas with a penalty and he normally drops 5/10 every match and statpads with penalties.
by Cremsious April 30, 2021

by pinkstreak January 19, 2016

Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!
by rodger wilco December 24, 2015

by I hate skl November 21, 2023

Usually referenced when talking about a sexual partner. The D-Man is a woman’s “plug” when it comes to free sex. The D-Man is known for his large member and great intelect
“Yo? If you wanna get fucked up, I’ll call up my D-Man, he can do anything you need and give you sex
by Rachel_Tyson February 28, 2021

When a man eats another man's ass with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.
Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.
by the philosophizir July 16, 2024

by Slime person August 16, 2021
