by De'von Edwards May 5, 2023
Get the your mom mug.When your hands get “slippery” and your phone falls out of your hands. YouTubers even make videos about this called drop tests, they drop them from diferent heights.
Meaning #1: Scariest moment of your life,
Meaning #2: Seeing if you just wasted 6000 dollars on a new phone you just bought after you pick it up off the ground
Meaning #1: Scariest moment of your life,
Meaning #2: Seeing if you just wasted 6000 dollars on a new phone you just bought after you pick it up off the ground
Dropping your phone
Person #1: my palms are sweating
Eminem #1: knees-
Person #1: Shut the fuck up, I feel like I’m going to drop my phone.
Myai: Oh no! I hope there isn’t any damage, here are some places to get your phone fixed.
Person #2: bro don’t drop it then we can get home cause your key is on your phone.
Person #3: yea that would not be good.
Person #1 drops his phone and breaks it
All: knees weak, YOU JUST FUCKING DROPED IT, It looks like you just dropped your phone, do you want me to find you a place to fix it in, Suckisland69, Mars?
Person #1: my palms are sweating
Eminem #1: knees-
Person #1: Shut the fuck up, I feel like I’m going to drop my phone.
Myai: Oh no! I hope there isn’t any damage, here are some places to get your phone fixed.
Person #2: bro don’t drop it then we can get home cause your key is on your phone.
Person #3: yea that would not be good.
Person #1 drops his phone and breaks it
All: knees weak, YOU JUST FUCKING DROPED IT, It looks like you just dropped your phone, do you want me to find you a place to fix it in, Suckisland69, Mars?
by IowanCorn2352 May 7, 2023
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Another guy: Your mum.
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Ha! It's hilarious that this is the topic because (believe it or not) I was going post this exact thing today but I fell asleep. That's hilarious! Damn... This is way less good now... Damn! Really! I was really thinking about this all night at work! Fuck me... I can't believe I dropped the ball on this one! It would have looked so cool because I totally would have preempted you thing. It would have looked like I have the ability to know the unknown again. Fuck!
Idiota "YoU sHoUlD kNoW wHo YoUr AuDiEnCe Is!"
Hym "I don't give a single fuck about who my audience is! I was ambivalent about it. (In the same way you were ambivalent about the outcome of my life) I don't care. This is intended to be REGARDLESS of who's listening. Like a soliloquy. 🫷😒 (The Jews don't like that I commited Fagan). But seriously... You're angry I fucked up your indoctrination! That's hilarious!
Idiota "If only we could indoctrinate the children right! Then everything would be great forever! I want them to think things they no longer think!"
Hym "Well... I guess it sucks to be you. Nobody want to exist with your indoctrinated fuck trophies. You been indoctrinating them wrong for millenia. Never once has it worked. It lead to THIS. Your need for ideological control is a repugnant miasma that I refuse to wade through. And that retarded bitch shouldn't have been stalking me. Someone should have told the truth sooner. You have no one to blame but yourselves. So, fuck you and your kids. Here. 🖕 Here's that. You can have it. Oh! And here's one for your kids 🖕. There. Now you both have one."
Hym "I don't give a single fuck about who my audience is! I was ambivalent about it. (In the same way you were ambivalent about the outcome of my life) I don't care. This is intended to be REGARDLESS of who's listening. Like a soliloquy. 🫷😒 (The Jews don't like that I commited Fagan). But seriously... You're angry I fucked up your indoctrination! That's hilarious!
Idiota "If only we could indoctrinate the children right! Then everything would be great forever! I want them to think things they no longer think!"
Hym "Well... I guess it sucks to be you. Nobody want to exist with your indoctrinated fuck trophies. You been indoctrinating them wrong for millenia. Never once has it worked. It lead to THIS. Your need for ideological control is a repugnant miasma that I refuse to wade through. And that retarded bitch shouldn't have been stalking me. Someone should have told the truth sooner. You have no one to blame but yourselves. So, fuck you and your kids. Here. 🖕 Here's that. You can have it. Oh! And here's one for your kids 🖕. There. Now you both have one."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2023
Get the YoU sHoUlD kNoW wHo YoUr AuDiEnCe Is! mug.When someone says something that you don’t care to hear or nobody gives a shit about…
(Especially within a group of friends, acquaintances, etc.)
(Especially within a group of friends, acquaintances, etc.)
Example 1
Person One: Bro, I got this new phone that…
Person Two: No way! Rub it on your chest.
Example 2
Person One: We went out to eat last night, and holy shit I had the best tacos I’ve ever had in my life!
Person Two: Really? Those sound amazing! Were there any leftovers?
Person One: Yes! I brought one home for lunch today.
Person Two: That’s what’s up! You know what you could do right…..? Rub it on your fucking chest I don’t care about what you ate for dinner last night.
Person One: Bro, I got this new phone that…
Person Two: No way! Rub it on your chest.
Example 2
Person One: We went out to eat last night, and holy shit I had the best tacos I’ve ever had in my life!
Person Two: Really? Those sound amazing! Were there any leftovers?
Person One: Yes! I brought one home for lunch today.
Person Two: That’s what’s up! You know what you could do right…..? Rub it on your fucking chest I don’t care about what you ate for dinner last night.
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