shit

The stuff that comes out of an anus. Some times used as a racial term.

"His shit is crusty" "u little shit"

by rylinfields May 7, 2015

Devious Little Shit

Kahogo Valentino Tekina

"Oh, wow, Kahogo Valentino Tekina over there is such a Devious Little Shit!"

by Cupioromanticist January 30, 2023

Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.

Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.

by big balls23 June 9, 2022

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

Shit Balls

When you are spewing diarrhea and it splashes in the water and covers your testicles.

Last night I was taking a crap and got the shit balls.

by Bazerk November 3, 2015

Well shit.

"Well shit" is a casual way to show frustration or disappointment when things go wrong. It's like saying, "Oh no!" or "Damn it!"

Friend: Guys, I just heard that Craig died in a car accident. *surprised murmurs*
Friend 2: Well shit.

by SuperAssShitter November 6, 2023

shit haircut

the type of haircut that most asians have

me: hey look at that guy with a shit haircut!

by cocksucker3002 August 13, 2023