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Your mom

Your mom, telling someone your mom's gay
by Kloutgod manegment November 28, 2020
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Your mom

Your mom is who I am fucking every night so watch out because u will have a child in nine months
by James 12345678910111213141516 September 15, 2023
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Your Mom

Suck her off and get the juce out
by vifycfcgvjmnvhj January 31, 2023
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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Your mom

A devastating blow, can be diffused in any conversation and used as any comeback or response.
Those fallen victim to this attack will doubtlessly struggle to recover
What do you want for dinner, sweetie?”
“How about yOUR MOM!”

“Dude, i wasn’t listening to miss, what are we doing??”
“YOUR MOM!”
by dylanthedino October 30, 2019
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Your mom

The most powerful fucking roast of the face of the earth if you find someone daring enough to say this be careful you might be killed by this powerful roast
YOUR MOM
by Dino nuggie 420 July 23, 2021
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Your Mom

Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: Your mom.
Guy 1: not funny + didnt laugh + ratio
by barackobama69420 May 28, 2022
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