A handy phrase used to cover up a quick outburst of obsanities near children, playing nice with your son/daughter's school principal, a downgrading insultance breakdown for a Mary Sue, or just to impress your new boss at work.
"Excuse my french, but that new girl who is currently trying to fuck her way into getting an A into the new semester, is a half price bargain bin whore and should be shot down with a rabies gun." Said the Punk to the Goth.
The Goth narrowed her eyes, "Maybe the paper boy was right, we will conquer the world with darkness some day."
The Goth narrowed her eyes, "Maybe the paper boy was right, we will conquer the world with darkness some day."
by Phatal October 2, 2003
Get the excuse my frenchmug. Performing analingus on a female while reaching around to fist her, similar to playing a french horn.
by Freddy-Wayne January 1, 2009
Get the rusty french hornmug. France conquered most of Europe under Napolean. As well the French won battles in the bloody and brutal battles in the Liri Valley,where one can visit French war cemetaries where thousands of French soldiers fought and died for freedom.
It should also be remembered that the US has never won a major war alone,other than the civil war,the largest alone was the Spanish-American war.
It should also be remembered that the US has never won a major war alone,other than the civil war,the largest alone was the Spanish-American war.
by D Palmer July 11, 2004
Get the french military victoriesmug. When you order onion rings from burgerking and you always get one french fry that teases you and is usually a small fry that makes you regret getting onion rings.
God damnit i got a sneaky french fry.
Travis was a sneaky french fry at alex beels house.
God damnit I want fucking fries now/
Travis was a sneaky french fry at alex beels house.
God damnit I want fucking fries now/
by lextrashaw August 23, 2009
Get the Sneaky French Frymug. by omgitriedeverything January 7, 2009
Get the Kentucky french kissmug. A xenophobic and prejudiced view that all French people are arrogant pussies. Prevalent especially among Americans (most of whom have never met a French person), which is ironic as France is the nation most responsible for America's rise to prominence. Even the monument most often identified with America, the Statue of Liberty, was donated to the USA by the French.
Holding that all French people are prissy, arrogant pansies is about as well-founded as holding all Americans obese, retarded fuckbags. Generalizing this allegation displays the same kind of arrogance you reproach the opposite side with.
Holding that all French people are prissy, arrogant pansies is about as well-founded as holding all Americans obese, retarded fuckbags. Generalizing this allegation displays the same kind of arrogance you reproach the opposite side with.
by Servant Of Progress November 8, 2004
Get the Anti-French Sentimentmug. French kiss the morning is a phrase referring to the first large, gaping, tongue lolling yawn given by a person (or animal) after waking.
I always wake early, "French kiss the morning", then turn to my wife who advises: "Brush your teeth before trying that on me...".
by AgInspector April 19, 2017
Get the french kiss the morningmug.