twat waffle cannon

The dangerous combination of a twat, a waffle iron, and a 19th century civil war cannon - hence, a twat waffle cannon.

"I heard Mr. Pecker was mortally wounded by a twat waffle cannon."

by turdmonster16 March 13, 2009

Choke your waffle

A morning masturbation practice, usually before breakfast time. Also a dire warning regarding chewing techniques given at the Waffle House in Key Largo, FL.

You'll be late to work again if you take the time to choke your waffle before you head out.

by Zette October 24, 2010

chorttley-waffle-doilies

a doily madre of waffles filled with laughing gas, only to be eaten during a lunar eclipse.

"your full of chorttley-waffle-doilies today"

by Jeranimo February 27, 2008

Gtfo My Waffle

1. When someone has been insulted and has nothing to say.

2.Sometimes used to interrupt someone when they are saying something rude or you just don't care

1.Person A "Hey dude your such a NerfHer--"

Person B "gtfo my waffle!"

2.Person A "Hey today I saw the coolest--"

Person B "gtfo my waffle!!"

by GtfoMyWaffleNoob April 3, 2010

waffle my roffle

something you do to a roffle

have you waffled my roffle?

by Eloisy April 19, 2003

twat waffle

random word with no meaning my friends mom made:P

Candypants you're a darn twat waffle!
Man, Cake eater shut up you're the twat waffle!

by alvinguy June 1, 2010

blue waffle

When ya spank that ass and the next day there is bruses

Kelly could not sit the next day because of the blue waffle on each ass cheak from the night before.

by BobHadAbabbyItsAboy August 26, 2014