turd burgler

That gay guy who works at Mc Donalds that wears the chit stained black and white striped suit.

Hurry and hide your fat purple puffy azz Grimmase here comes the turd burgler.

by Dish February 3, 2004

Turd out

To defecate, especially from a moving vehicle, watercraft, or air transport.

Take the wheel, I have to turd out!

by pukenet March 1, 2010

rusty turd

the same as sandstone shit

"that rusty turd was fuckin creepy with little flakes around it!"

by dude007 May 30, 2008

turd fluffer

a fluffer for turds; an absurd term for a person in general that is not meant to be taken literally.

Adam! Stop being such a turd fluffer!

by Lotte September 21, 2004

turd girth

A fat, plump or unusually large turd that often presents great difficulties and inconveniences.

ex. A.)

"Marry tried to flush her turd down the toilet, but the turd girth was too wide."

ex. B) "Terry drank all of Alan's cola. What a turd girth."

by Plarzmo August 16, 2011

Turd Transfer

The act of pooping directly into another person's asshole.

Oh man Ben T. met up with some haggard chick last night, She ended up giving him the Turd Transfer.

by Scatdude69 January 28, 2009

Pokey Turd

The possible end result of eating the shells from sunflower seeds. Normally, when a person eats sunflower seeds they crack the shell first and then eat the seed inside. Due to the shells exterior, after digestion, a person may end up with a pokey turd.

Hey, did you hear about what happened to Joe after he ate all those sunflower seeds whole, without cracking the shell first? Well, he ended up having a 'Pokey Turd'

by Jeremy Aldana February 29, 2008