turd burgler

That gay guy who works at Mc Donalds that wears the chit stained black and white striped suit.
Hurry and hide your fat purple puffy azz Grimmase here comes the turd burgler.
by Dish February 04, 2004
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turd fluffer

a fluffer for turds; an absurd term for a person in general that is not meant to be taken literally.
Adam! Stop being such a turd fluffer!
by Lotte September 22, 2004
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rusty turd

"that rusty turd was fuckin creepy with little flakes around it!"
by dude007 May 30, 2008
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Turd out

To defecate, especially from a moving vehicle, watercraft, or air transport.
by pukenet March 01, 2010
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Turd Transfer

The act of pooping directly into another person's asshole.
Oh man Ben T. met up with some haggard chick last night, She ended up giving him the Turd Transfer.
by Scatdude69 January 29, 2009
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night turd

night turd (nyt-ter-d)
Ln: somnadefecate.

1. a mispronounciation / mishearing of 'night terror'.

2. more likely, a condition or syndrome involving 'turding' in the night. usually occurs while unconscious. can be accompanied by horrific screaming - sufferers generally woken up in the night by rolling in their own faeces.
3. Famous night turd sufferers include Lionel Ritchie and Guy Sebastian.
"watch out man, you almost stepped on a night turd.'

Shirl: 'Did you know that everything has faeces on it?'
Prav: 'Really? man, must be all those night turders'
by black stump March 30, 2011
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turd drowner

I'll be back. I got to use the turd drowner.
by malikai13 March 24, 2010
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