Peeping Tom

Taking a shit after eating alot of corn the night before, and looking down and seeing your turd starting to come out of your ass with two little pieces of corn in it, that look like eyes. A piece of shit, with two pieces of corn for eye balls, thats peeping out of your asshole.

Man, i know i ate alot of corn yesterday.. Cause when i was taking a shit, i looked down and had a peeping tom coming out of my ass. That peeping tom scared the hell out of me. It was LOOKING at me maaaaaan!!!

by Josh G, ocala FL October 1, 2009

Tom Felton

A high-pitched despicably annoying thing known for crying up and down the halls of Hogwarts. Out of the rest of the respectable young cast of Harry Potter, stands out as a wannabe that worms his way into 12093983+ publicity events. Advertises himself on the twitterverse - "I got a record label!" (translation: "I paid a ridiculous amount of dollars to convince the label that publishing my gay songs were not really bad mistakes") and has a witchy girlfriend who dominates the bottom of the life pyramid.

That's just Tom Felton attempting to act. Makes me want to cry too.

by Truth489 December 23, 2010

Tom the Druggy

A Phrase used when referring to an anonymous Druggie, used in much the same way as Joe Bloggs and Little Jonny Six-Pack

Part of MSC Dialect

"Phhh.... VOC Maths is so easy any old Tom the Druggy could do it!"

by Jones November 22, 2004

toms river

A place where some of the most stuck up egotistical people live. not worth visiting uless you want cancer if so drink the water. cool beans is fun. HSN kicks ass.. south and east suck dick... mall belongs to north, movies too, and iceskating. NORTH ALL THE WAY. TRN: ROCK SOLID

courtney is amazing because she lives in toms river, and goes to HSN.

by COURTNEYxCUPCAKES March 23, 2008

tom hug

tom hug a hug given by a man that makes ypu feel astho it was given by a woman. tom hugs are often given by tipsy/drunken men who cant get a girl.

me: oh man i cant belive that dude just gave me a tom hug wot dus he think i am gay of sumthing it makes it worse that my girl was watchin
mate3: yer he tried to hug me to but i maced him in the eye and tazerd him in the groin wot a pleb fish.

by generic boy7 June 19, 2006

GOT TOM

Verbiage used to enhance the humor of a single situation.

Becherer just robbed Erin of her last bagel bite....GOT TOM!

Johnson just showed us the bill for the club, $800...GOT TOM!

Courtney woke up and screamed after she saw Erin lurking over her in bed... GOT TOM!

Dutch Boy and Johnson got pulled over in Shaun's car at 4am because it has expired tags. Shaun failed to mention that before he drove home with the ladies...GOT TOM!

Becherer ordered the Grouper and it tasted like a BK fish sandwich...GOT TOM!

Nick was designated driver Saturday...GOT TOM!

by NTW March 25, 2008

GOT TOM

Verbiage used to enhance the humor of a single situation.

Becherer just robbed Erin of her last bagel bite...GOT TOM!

Johnson just showed us the bill for the club, $800...GOT TOM!

Courtney woke up and screamed after she saw Erin lurking over her in bed...GOT TOM!

Dutch Boy and Johnson got pulled over in Shaun's car at 4am because it has expired tags. Shaun failed to mention that before he drove home with the ladies...GOT TOM!

Becherer ordered the Grouper and it tasted like a BK fish sandwich...GOT TOM!

Nick was designated driver Saturday...GOT TOM!

by NTW March 26, 2008