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Lobster Tits

Describes the kind of sunburn you get on the 4th of July.
I was out in the sun all day, and now I have lobster tits.
by lobster_lobster July 6, 2011
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Pigeon Tits

1. A girl, young woman, or older female whose breast size is less than desirable.
2. A small breasted woman whose tits can be compared to the size of a pigeon's breasts.
3. A teen girl who is under developed physically.
4. A young boy with excess female hormones who has small tits growing.
Damn that girl has pigeon tits, sad!
Her pigeon tits are so small I saw her in the park with a flock of 'em and they were all laughing at her!
by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012
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Tits In a Sling

"Dude i put money on the lakers, but there only up by 1 and lebron has the ball, will i win?"

-" Tits in a Sling man, lebrons a choke."
by Anthara November 30, 2010
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tits in a (the) ringer

To be so angry that it almost hurts. As you would be if your teats actually being caught in the ringers of an old washing machine.

Also a state of anger that keeps getting worse. Much like the pain would if the teats & ringer could not be disengaged.

Not the same as "panties in a bunch." This should used for times when the person is merely annoyed.
You did what? I'll bet that put her tits in a (the) ringer.
Then her teats went in the ringer and I had to bail.
by johnelmo August 26, 2009
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Mazel Tits

1. An exclamatory phrase used in celebration of a circumstance or event.
2. The exceptional bosoms of a Jewish woman or voluptuous man.
1. Mazel Tits you got the job!
2. Hey Joey look at the Mazel Tits Natalie Portman!
by BettyFordCentre432 September 30, 2011
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tit flop

when your boobs fly up and back down and make a flop sound
hey did you she sally while she was running she did a tit flop
by Tara Dowell September 30, 2016
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dorsal tits

The boobs created on the back of a fat woman when the back of the bra encases the fat of the back. Therein creating dorsal tits.
"Check out the fat slabs on the back of that chick!"
"They be dorsal tits!"
by Strakes May 4, 2008
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