Girl: "You see that guy with the snake tattoo? I totally shagged him last night!"
Guy:"Really?!? He rode me so hard last week I couldn't stand up for three days!!"
Girl: " I guess we are both apart of Captain Jack's Crew."
Guy:"Really?!? He rode me so hard last week I couldn't stand up for three days!!"
Girl: " I guess we are both apart of Captain Jack's Crew."
by death the fox September 2, 2011
Get the Captain Jack's Crewmug. A handsome, athletic douchebag. He's got the world's best body but has fried his brain smoking mass pot. He claims to have given a girl 10 orgasms in an hour. Every girl secretly wants his dick.
*Best friends with Major Dick...
*Best friends with Major Dick...
by Mssss Lady June 16, 2010
Get the Captain T-Bagmug. Person 1: "Do you know that fool, Tony. How did he get so much respect?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a captain. He owns all the ho's on the block"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a captain. He owns all the ho's on the block"
by bad_bayonet November 27, 2024
Get the Captainmug. by Jimibadussy June 26, 2021
Get the Captain nutmug. by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
Get the Captain Boomerangmug. Captain America and Harambe in the same body. He fights for freedom and makes sure no one gets shot or killed for unjust reasons. He helped keep America together through hard times and still defends it to this day.
Person 1: "Dude my favorite superhero is definitely the Incredible Hulk"
Person 2: "Oh, well mine is Captain Haramberica"
Person 1: "Really who's that?"
Person 2:"You're looking right at him"
Person 1: *drops jaws*
Person 2: "Oh, well mine is Captain Haramberica"
Person 1: "Really who's that?"
Person 2:"You're looking right at him"
Person 1: *drops jaws*
by Paulie! March 30, 2017
Get the Captain Harambericamug. When an Amazon Driver has to do a variety of things such as complete another driver's route unexpectedly or rescue multiple people in a short amount of time.
by WiselSkielGrannel October 30, 2023
Get the Captain Saveahoemug.