matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.

Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.

by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017

Matt

For me, Matt is the most Loveable, Sweetest, Caring, Charming, I can't explain how amazing he is. He makes me so happy, well he made me happy. Matt will sometimes leave if he's going through something hard.

Person 1: Who is that?

Me: Oh, that is just Matt :)

Me: I love him <3

by mina love you October 30, 2021

matt lyle

a sweet as brother

matt lyle gives little sister hugs

by skyel April 9, 2010

Smelling Like A Matt

When you smell really bad and need to shower as soon as possible.

Man I’m really smelling like a Matt today.

by NimrodTheGreat March 29, 2023

Matt Damon

A group of toads.

A Matt Damon is a group of toads.

by Sykojaz September 27, 2017

Matt

Less famous than his son

“Matt's such a big boy”

by TKerslake November 23, 2021

Sober Matt

A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.

"what the fuck did you say Sober Matt?

by sulima May 21, 2023